I'm Alive Like You

eliaes:

👏👏

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

in order to speak with the chief, you must party with the chief

in order to speak with the chief, you must party with the chief

comedycentral:

The entire first season of Broad City is online now! Click here to watch.

PRAISE JESUSSS

comedycentral:

The entire first season of Broad City is online now! Click here to watch.

PRAISE JESUSSS

Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.
It’s finally in words

"Did you miss me?"

spoken-not-written:

c0caino:

Every single SpongeBob character

it’s so beautiful

spoken-not-written:

c0caino:

Every single SpongeBob character

it’s so beautiful

moon-kittens:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

this is important